According to the Mr. James, the butler, Lady T had
attended the monthly meeting of the TOA Wine Tasting Club that afternoon. The Twigglesworth driver, Mike Nuvallo,
dropped her off at the downtown club. That evening, however, she failed to return home. Her husband, Earl
Spencer Twigglesworth, is requesting all local detective agencies to contact
him immediately. Please help find Lady T! Summer hours at the TOA Library will be extended
from 7:00pm until 9:00. The library
has recently expanded its collection of magazines, too!
Residents and non-residents alike are welcome to drop by and have a read! Police Chief O’Mason and the TOA police have been
cited for outstanding service by the National Association of Police
Departments. Mason was recognized for his many years of service keeping TOA
very, very safe. This prestigious award carries a prize of $50,000—thank you to
Chief O’Mason and all the TOA police!
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Home of the county's finest meat!
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Custom orders while you wait (wild game
welcome!!) ²
Friendly service and great prices! Call today for
information: 1-407-828-1129
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Senator Twigglesworth Opens Senator’s All-Natural Eats Senator Burton K Twigglesworth, always somewhat of
an eccentric, has opened a new restaurant on the outskirts of TOA. The new eatery specializes in
vegetarian cooking with all of its food coming from the local farmers. Ø
The finest imported
wands Ø
Hats with moons and
stars Ø
Bats’ ears, newts
noses, and other magic ingredients Ø
Lessons from beginner
to master wizard Ø
Credit cards accepted
and perhaps returned. Call today: 1-407-828-7976
Classified Advertisements For Sale: 2004 Toyota Camry, low miles. Will sell at book
price OBO. Contact George at yodude@yahoo.com 2-bedroom house. Well-built, clean, and neat,
located near the TOA downtown shopping district. Will consider self-financing.
Good investment property. Call Vanilla Real Estate at 1-407-828-5757. For Rent: House in the country. No indoor pets. No smoking.
But you can have a horse, a cow, and some chickens. E-mail Bob at
countryliving@TOA.com Storage units, monthly or long term. Contact
Voldmeister Storage in Kingston (just 10km from TOA) at 1-407-324-3789. Personals: ISO kind sweet lady for lifetime of happiness. Me?
Just a humble, rich company president with my own mansionJ ISO furry lady for chewing bones, wagging tails,
and chasing sticks. E-mail me at cyrusthepup@knine.com Extra time on your hands? How an exciting game of
curling with the TOA Ice Dudes? Grab a broom and sweep your way to curling
heaven—we meet Monday evenings at 7:00pm at the TOA Ice Rink. l Baseball: TOA Mighty Clubbers take on the
Stratford Wizards, Saturday @ 7pm l Jello Wrestling: Hulk Hogansky vs. Lanny “The
Human Mountain” Hilt, Friday @ 8pm at the Stratford Civic Center l Bowling: league bowling at the TOA Lanes, Thursday
@ 7pm Keys? Are you missing any keys? If you are,
drop by the TOA Post Office today! We have many keys that people have forgotten. Notice
to the Public: The City Council of the City of Twigglesworth-on-Avon will
conduct the second reading of City Ordinance 3.14.01. The ordinance will amend
City Ordinance 3.14 concerning the disposal of leaves from the many maple trees
in TOA. Date:
May 12, 2009 Joey
Forbiani, City Clerk City
of Twigglesworth-on-Avon
Your homework: each group should send an e-mail to Earl Twigglesworth to introduce your detective
agency.
May, 2009 Edition #1
Price: $.50 (cheap!)
TOA Times, Inc. 31 Front Street
TOA 81377
Local Woman Missing
TOA—Police
reported that Lady Hildegard Twigglesworth (70ish) was has been missing since
Saturday afternoon. The family
butler reported the situation to police.
Library Hours
Change
TOA
Police Receive Award
Al’s Sausage Shop
Darwin’s
Wizard Shop in TOA!!
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